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My own personal website is a lot like this one. No, not full of smut. Okay, yes full of smut but that isn’t what I was talking about. I have a lovely WordPress site that lets me see all manner of secret stuff. As I am in the midst of marketing my latest release Male Review…which isn’t burning up any bestsellers lists. So, if you want to take pity on me and help put food in my little fluffy white doggies mouths, don’t let me stop you buying a copy. I could beg but that would be unseemly. Anyway, back to what I was saying. One of the things I can see is what search terms lead people to my site. I get some strange ones and some that leave me bemused. How did that Google search get to me? But one last week had me and my critique partner snorting assorted beverages all over our laptops.
His Aunt was desperate to touch his penis. I kid you not. No I don’t write that kind of smut. Gees, a girl has her standards you know. My critique partner couldn’t resist the temptation and repeated the search and it lead to my published books page. Yes, my Reigning Men series has a great aunt and there may be the odd penis lying around in amongst the clutter of blurbs and excerpts but no one is touching their nephew’s man bits.
So, if you have a website what strange search terms have scored you a hit? Or, alternatively, what search terms have you used that have lead you to places you would rather not have gone?
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I like visuals as literary inspiration. God help me if my husband ever rummages through my google search history and sees: ‘Hot men in uniform’, ‘sexy cowboys’ and ‘hot guys with no shirts’ * grin *
There was also the time I wanted to find a poison that could be administered easily and be almost undetectable…. check. Then there was the STD search… and the time I wanted to know what a particular illegal drug looked like…….
Gees, never mind your husband I fear that the cops might come bursting through your door, guns drawn
In the last 30 days the funniest might be “gay sexy sex with hot gay men” the sexy sex makes me giggle. No, I’d prefer the unsexy sex, thanks. LOL! Otherwise it’d have to be the “hot romanian men” search or the “sexy chocolate lick” search. But nothing really shockingly outrageous. However, my personal search history is not to be discussed in public.
Sexy sex is always the better option