I’m proud to present the third round of cray-cray. I absolutely love this spoof that I participate in with the other girls and guy (yes, there’s one guy – Caveman Justin) from Ellora’s Cave.
We put the funny in erotica. We like to believe that sex is all steamy and hot and everything goes down as planed. But guess what? It’s not! We take our favorite genres and put a crazy spin on it.
Luckily, the collection of anthologies don’t require a specific read-order. Go ahead, jump in, anywhere you fit in!
A bakery owner gets much more than she expected from her discount android’s determination to serve her. A lovelorn stalker does whatever it takes to have the muscle man of her dreams. Two alien warriors experience the inconveniences and pleasures of being forced into human bodies. A woman has always known she was destined to join the paranormal world of shifters, and tonight all of her dreams—or nightmares—come true.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
Available at: Ellora’s Cave ~ Amazon
The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life-mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate…
…And as always feel free to keep up with all my new books and what I’m working on at: http://www.amgriffinbooks.com/books.html